Not Me! Monday

I did not eat almost an entire frozen pizza just to remove the temptation of it sitting in my freezer. That would totally defeat the purpose. I saved it to share with my husband as a treat! ha!

I did not look like I had an accident in my pants at the pumpkin patch and then turn around and go out to dinner with the same pants on. No way, not me.

I did not have to sit in the back seat with my child to keep her from eating the inside of her car seat. What?! My child, no way!

I did not have someone else come over and help me figure out how to organize my house. My house is already perfectly organized and never messy. I don't need any help, not me!

I did not talk my husband into getting rid of a ton of his clothes that he never wears. I am meak, quiet and always submissive and my husband can keep or throw away his clothes whenever he gets the urge to do so.

And finally, I did not fall back asleep after my child woke me up from my/her nap this afternoon in hopes that she would do the same. Nope, not me...that would be irresponsible and just plain rude. No, you can look for my name on the list of nominations for Mother of the Year! :) (BTW, it didn't last long because she wasn't going along with it.)